We all know that the safest place for anyone to be right now, young or old, is in the bright wide-open spaces of a golf course. Sadly, no-one has told the mop-headed numpty Boris Johnson and his platoon of pals. So March the 29th it is, when golfers can finally return to fairways they should never have been banned from. It looks like being a while beyond that before clubhouses and pro shops can fully open ... and until we get word on that, sad to say we can't plan for certain